Desmond's

French Lessons

Jealousy strikes when Desmond's wife decides to learn French from a handsome stranger.

The Offer

When a smooth-talking businessman makes him an offer, Desmond considers selling up and retiring to Guyana.

• May 12, 3:25am
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Expansion Plans

Michael's plans to expand the business make Desmond feel somewhat redundant.

• May 15, 3:30am
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Hello Auntie Susu

Desmond hopes a visit from Shirley's lively big sister Susu might cheer her up.

• May 16, 3:25am
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Sad News

Desmond learns that his old friend and former band member of The Georgetown Dreamers, Sweetsticks, has passed away.

A Surprise for Porkpie

There's disappointment at Desmond's barber shop when Porkpie can't bring himself to join in the birthday celebrations for Shirley.

For Love Or Money

Desmond and Porkpie reminisce about the music they used to make when a local talent contest persuades them to reform their band, The Georgetown Dreamers.

The Treatment

Desmond's illness has his regulars reminiscing about what he really means to them.

Stop The World I Want To Get Off

Desmond becomes too preoccupied playing dominoes to notice how unhappy Shirley has become.

A Microwave, Five Men and a Nappy

Desmond is looking forward to a relaxing time with Shirley and the kids away. Unfortunately, a generous gesture leaves him literally holding the baby.

Reunion

Five years on from graduation, Michael dreads his college reunion, feeling he has not achieved enough.

Hold De Front Page - Part 1

With the police outside the barbershop, Beverley arrives with news that explains what's going on.

Here Comes De Sun

Porkpie mounts a protest against the Channel Tunnel rail link, while Gloria prepares herself for her exam results.

Porkpies

Matthew starts to panic when he learns that his sister and brother-in-law are planning a trip to visit him from Africa, expecting him to be a successful businessman.

Hold De Front Page - Part 2

The police face a seige outside the barbershop, with two armed teenagers holding 12 hostages.

Veronica

Sean has fallen in love with his study partner Veronica, but Veronica won't shut up about Lee.

Kung You

Shirley starts self-defence classes at the shop after Beverley is mugged.

Auntie Susu

Aunty Susu makes a surprise visit from Jamaica, but she brings an even greater shock with her.

Thirty Year Itch

Michael brings a girlfriend home on Desmond and Shirley's wedding anniversary.

The Head Hunter

A hairdresser offers Shirley a job, and makes Desmond an offer he cannot refuse.

The Peckham Pimpernel

An old friend, Neville, turns up informing everyone that he is now a detective. He has a case to solve when Desmond receives a mysterious letter and package.

Daydreams

Shirley and Desmond have different ideas when it comes to moving house.

• Thursday, 3:05am
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• Saturday, 3:05am
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Smokeless Fuming

Sean's family discover he is underachieving at school because he has fallen for his teacher.

Driving Me Crazy

Michael's relationship with Patricia is tested when she sees him entering a restaurant with his secretary.

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Dobbin

Local kids put a ball through his window, so Desmond asks the council to renovate their playground. Meanwhile, Michael is upset with his mother.

The Prodigal

Michael offers his father some financial advice, but goes too far in making the business more efficient.

Too Young

Desmond's doctor tells him he needs to exercise, and when Bert easily beats him to the bus stop, he decides to do something about it.

The Roots Tradition

Shirley and Desmond think it's about time Michael appreciated his roots. Matthew impresses everyone with his African stories.

Relative Strangers

Porkpie meets his estranged daughter while earning extra cash by working at the barbershop.

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Vanity Merchants

Gloria and Louise plan to open a men's beauty business using environmentally friendly products.

A Day In The Life

A TV crew attempts to make a documentary about the barbershop - leaving Porkpie dreaming of fame.

The Waiting Game

Desmond and Shirley are all dressed up for a dinner-dance at the Hilton - until Porkpie arrives with surprising news.

• Wednesday, 3:05am
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Too Red Eye

Desmond attempts to outbid his old rival Baldwin Martin in the immortality stakes.

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The Kid

Shirley invites problem-child Daisy for the weekend and she drives everyone up the wall.

Art Attack

Gloria falls for an artist, prompting Desmond to break out the brushes.

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• Wednesday, 2:40am
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Go With the Flo

Matthew's sister Florence arrives from Africa to take him home for good, despite his reluctance.

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• Thursday, 2:40am
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The Godmother

Michael faces the prospect of marriage, but Beverley has other plans for him.

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All Things Bright

Shirley helps out at the church with Sunday school, but gets roped into taking some troublesome kids on an outing.

Calypso

The barber meets a ghost from his past and thinks it's the end of his marriage.

• Thursday, 3:30am
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Susu Again

The flirtatious Aunty Susu returns with designs on Porkpie.

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My Two Sons

Michael is put in charge of redundancies at the bank and Sean organises things in the barbershop.

• Thursday, 7:40am
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• Friday, 7:15am
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Flats, Lies And Videotape

Things soon go horribly wrong when Lee tries to make a video for the TV show You've Been Framed.

Lee's Journey

Lee goes to Liverpool in search of his mother, unaware that she's already come to London to look for him.

• Wednesday, 3:35am
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Can't Buy Me Love

Michael goes out with a glamorous nightclub owner in the hope that an affair will improve his social standing.

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• Tuesday, 1:50am
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Growing Pains

Lee wonders who his parents are, while Michael takes Spanish lessons from Mandy.

• Tuesday, 3:15am
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Kiss of the Spiderman

Sean books Spider as a DJ for a university dance, but soon regrets his decision.

• May 23, 7:35am
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• May 24, 7:10am
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Halcyon Daze

Spider tries to prevent Sean from trading in his freedom for university.

• May 15, 7:40am
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• May 16, 7:10am
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Pardnership!

Beverley needs money to pay for the wedding, while Desmond enters into a business venture with Lee.

• May 17, 7:35am
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• May 20, 7:10am
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A Class Act

Michael is promoted to bank manager while Matthew searches for an act to top the bill at his charity concert.

• May 13, 7:40am
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• May 14, 7:10am
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Lollipop Man

Porkpie invites everyone to see him in action at work as a lollipop man.

• May 16, 7:40am
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• May 17, 7:10am
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A Matter of Life and Death

Lee decides to become a motorbike courier, but a routine health check proves problematic.

• May 29, 2:15am
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Shimmer and Shine

Michael is entered into a hair competition and Porkpie gets a job.

• May 14, 7:40am
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• May 15, 7:15am
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Shirley's Sermon

Shirley is asked to preach a sermon, but Desmond doesn't think it's such a good idea.

• May 28, 2:05am
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Two Lads and a Lady

Mandy disapproves of Michael's new girlfriend, and she isn't the only one.

• May 24, 7:35am
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Love Match

Matthew falls in love and decides he wants to get married again.

• May 21, 7:35am
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• May 22, 7:10am
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The Patter of Little Feet

The barber believes his daughter is growing up too fast, and is concerned that his son isn't maturing at all.

• May 30, 2:15am
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Fairy Tales

Gloria feels low on her 20th birthday and decides to make some changes.

• May 20, 7:35am
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• May 21, 7:10am
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Coughs and Sneezes

Tony takes control of the shop when Desmond is struck down with the flu.

• May 22, 7:35am
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• May 23, 7:10am
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Hatchet Job

The wily barber is shocked when he reads Porkpie's diary, and Michael springs a surprise on Mandy.

• June 1, 2:05am
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The Speech

Just as he's about to address an audience at an important business conference, Desmond loses his carefully prepared notes.

• June 7, 6:10am
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Judgment Day

A funky American preacher sues Desmond for a cut he had two years ago, not to mention the two years of mental distress he suffered as a result.

Do Me a Favour

The barber causes confusion among the regulars by deciding to hire a seemingly unnecessary assistant.

• May 31, 2:15am
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Georgetown Dreaming

The barber imagines what life could have been like if he hadn't come to England.

A Sign of the Times

Lee offers to get hold of a neon sign for the barbershop at a bargain price and install it.

Heavy Traffic

Lee falls in love with a beautiful and talented aromatherapist.

Love Letters

Beverley is distraught to discover a cache of love letters written by Cuthbert.

• June 5, 6:10am
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The Return of Hyacinth Green

An old flame of Porkpie's turns up out of the blue while his fiancee is away.

Demon Barber II

Sean invents a video game designed to put his father out of business.

• June 4, 6:10am
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Planning Permission

The barber hires an architect to construct his retirement home while he attempts to keep it a secret from Shirley.

• June 6, 6:10am
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When the Cat's Away

Shirley asks the barber's rival for help when the shop is overrun with business.

O Little Town Of Peckham

Shirley plans a traditional Guyanese Christmas for the family members - but they have other ideas.