Episode guide
Series 2
Waiting for God
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Counselling for the Dying
More comical exploits with the residents of Bayview Retirement Village. When a resident dies alone, Tom and Diana decide that funerals will be fun.
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The Partition
Comedy from Bayview Retirement Village, but don't let that put you off. These wrinklies can party with the best. Diana spurns Tom's offer of cohabitation.
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Daisy Takes Charge
Oldies behaving disgracefully in the comedy set in Bayview Retirement Village. Daisy, the new resident, attempts to instil some discipline into the place.
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The Thief
The great Stephanie Cole is one of the senior citizens running wild in the outrageous sitcom. Tom and Diana investigate a spate of mysterious thefts at Bayview.
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Tell the Truth
The sitcom about a couple of rebellious senior citizens who demonstrate that age should never hold you back. Tom decides on a policy of complete honesty.
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The Hip Operation
Laughs with the oldies fighting the system, with A Very Peculiar Practice's Graham Crowden. Diana's chances of ruining her niece's wedding are drastically reduced.
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Glamorous Grannies
Comedy with the irreverent couple raising merry hell in the otherwise sedate atmosphere of their retirement home. A glamorous granny competition comes to Bayview.
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Foreign Workers
The residents of Bayview Retirement Village with more sitcom laughs. Harvey cuts costs by employing illegal immigrants, and there's blood on the croquet lawn!
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Young People
Comedy set in a retirement home - honestly! Harvey is determined to have Diana expelled from the home after she ruins one of his expensive suits in the swimming pool.
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The Boring Son
Great casting with the pairing of Graham Crowden and Stephanie Cole in the retirement-home sitcom. Tom's son leaves his wife and moves into Bayview - but why?
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Series 3
Waiting for God
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Sleeping Pills
Drama and laughs in the OAP sitcom as Diana isn't herself at all. She falls ill and thinks she's dying. Tom's devastated when she requests sleeping tablets.
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Great Aunt Diana
More madness from those residents of Bayview retirement home. Tom and Diana plan to hijack a bus and help Sarah to have her baby, despite Diana's protestations.
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The Funeral
The comic antics of residents at Bayview Retirement Home, source of a permanent headache for its owner. Tom's son Geoffrey is having problems with his nymphomaniac wife.
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Two Nasty Children
More laughs with the rebellious senior citizens. When Tom's efforts to look after his spoilt grandchildren prove unsuccessful, Diana decides to lend a hand.
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Looking for Work
Those badly behaved senior citizens ruffle more feathers in the retirement home sitcom. Tom and Diana compete to find employment - with varying degrees of success.
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Harvey's Fiancee
Ever dreaded the prospect of going into a home? Watch this comedy, you may change your mind. Harvey fawns all over a new guest at the Bayview rumoured to be a royal.
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The Estate Agent
Don't mess with pensioners is the moral of this episode of the retirement home sitcom. Tom and Diana come to blows with an estate agent out to con an old lady.
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Scandal
This sounds like a retirement home you wouldn't object to being put in as Diana ends up in Tom's bed after a particularly riotous party. Tom earns the nickname 'Superstud'.
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Sabotage
More from the senior citizen sitcom set in a retirement home where laughs are never far away. Tom and Diana plan a holiday, but they have to outwit Harvey's building plans.
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Politics
The retirement home comedy that makes old age appealing. Diana becomes a candidate for the Residents Party, but tensions build when Tom and Harvey decide to run against her.
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Series 4
Waiting for God
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Financial Difficulties
Sitcom set in a retirement home which sounds dull, but these pensioners have a twinkle in the eye! Diana has financial problems so has to move in with Tom.
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Living Together
More comedy mayhem with those incredibly badly-behaved senior citizens. Tom and Diana find it necessary to install a swear box while adjusting to living together.
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Living in Miserable Sin
A sitcom set in a retirement home sounds a bit dry, unless its residents are Graham Crowden and Stephanie Cole. Tom and Diana have problems living together.
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Shelves
The retirement home comedy that gives hope for us all as we approach old age. Tom and Diana cause chaos at a fashion show before moving back in together.
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The Seance
Those feisty senior citizens are causing trouble again in the classic sitcom. Tom and Diana unmask a fraudulent spiritualist who tries to split them up.
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The Promotional Video
Retirement home rebellion with that terrible twosome, Diane and Tom. The Board are making a promotional video of Bayview which makes it seem like Hollywood.
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Adult Education
Pensioners behaving badly - the retirement home sitcom which paved the way for 'One Foot in the Grave'. Tom and Diana ask for a life model for their art class.
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Sent to Coventry
The great Graham Crowden, famous for playing an outrageous Doctor Who villain, is an anarchic OAP in the senior citizen sitcom. Slimy Harvey fakes a breakdown.
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Waterworks
The comedy set in a retirement home with the great Graham Crowden. Diana thinks Tom has a girlfriend - but then discovers he's got trouble in the waterworks department!
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The Conference
Oh dear, it comes to us all. The retirement home sitcom. Tom has prostate problems, but Diana wonders why the doctor isn't quite telling him everything.
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Series 5
Waiting for God
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After the Operation
Comedy from the residents of Bayview Retirement Village who judging by their antics, have plenty of life left in them. Diana tries to remove Tom from hospital.
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The Bayview Conservation Society
The great Graham Crowden fights the powers that be in the retirement home sitcom. Diana and Tom become conservationists to ruin Harvey's plans.
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A Royal Visit?
Life begins at 70, doesn't it? Bayview is to have a royal visit and Tom thinks it's wonderful - but Diana doesn't. Geoffrey and Harvey come to blows over Jane.
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Diana's Diet
More from those feisty senior citizens. Diana isn't well, so Tom drags her off to see various doctors, before proposing to her. Geoffrey becomes a Hell's Angel.
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Trouble with Men
Pensioners behaving badly in the sitcom that rivals 'One Foot in the Grave' for its brilliant black humour. Diana's hospital visit results in the usual ructions.
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Harvey the Priest
Quirky comedy from the retirement home where to be young at heart is a necessity. Tom tries to win Diana over by becoming a daredevil driver and parachutist!
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Bungee Jumping
Age-busting laughs from the retirement community where they're all old but gold. Diana can only stop Tom bungee-jumping by agreeing to marry him.
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A Double Wedding?
Stephanie Cole stars in the classic sitcom that shows us how to age disgracefully. There are wedding bells in the air for Tom and Diana... and Harvey and Jane.
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Series 1
Waiting for God
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Welcome to Bayview
In the very first episode of the popular sitcom, new boy Tom makes quite an impact on staff and guests at Bayview when he decides to go on hunger strike.
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A Trip to Brighton
Eccentrics abound in this much-acclaimed sitcom, set in a retirement home. Diana and Tom cause a panic when they go to Brighton without informing the staff.
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Cheering Up Tom
More partying, rebelliousness and general salaciousness - it must be Bayview Retirement Village. Diana is hired by the management to cheer up the depressed Tom.
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The Christening
Those feisty senior citizens are at it again in the retirement home comedy - an example to us all! Diana faces expulsion from the retirement village.
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Fraulein Mueller
The senior citizens sitcom with a distinguished cast. The retired residents of the Village attempt to prevent Greta from usurping Jane as matron.
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The Psychiatrist
Grow old disgracefully along with the residents of Bayview retirement home. Harvey attempts to have Tom and Diana certified insane, but the plan backfires.
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The Helicopter
Not-so-retiring sitcom with those eccentric OAPs behaving very badly. Diana stands up to a certain Councillor Ferguson who is seeking election by winning the OAP vote.
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