Blackadder The Third

Pictures from the series where Blackadder proved himself a Regency buck.

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Mr B and Baldrick

"Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market."
Firm buttocked Prince George

"Marry? Never! I'm a gay bachelor, Blackadder. I'm a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger, and a puker. I can't marry. I'm young, I'm firm buttocked, I'm, I'm... "
A cunning plan

"I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel."
Mrs Miggins' Poets

"Don't worry about my poets, Mr. Blackadder. They're not dead; they're just being intellectual." Mrs Miggins
A tiny tit

"Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard." Baldrick
We hate the French

"We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?" Baldrick on Smedley and co.
A toasting fork in your head

"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head." Blackadder to Mrs Miggins
Sounds damn saucy

"Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or for that matter, been given any Norman tongue." Prince George

Mr B and Baldrick