Blackadder II

It's back to the Elizabethan era for series two of Blackadder - hey, nonny, nonny.

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A japesome historie

Blackadder II: Being a true and japesome historie of Elizabethan Englande
Hey, Nonny I Love You

"Greensleves; The Rain It Raineth Every Day; Hey, Nonny I Love You; My Love is a Prick (on a Tudor Rose); Hot Sex Madrigal in the Middle of My Tights?." Some of the great Elizabethan love songs.
A tissue of whoppers

"I haven't got a thousand, dung-head. I've got eighty-five quid in the whole world." Percy finds out that Edmund's life has been a tissue of whoppers.
The gooey Queen

"Madam, life without you was like a broken pencil. Pointless." Edmund could always make the Queen go all gooey.
Whose line is it, anyway

"Perhaps you'd like to slip into something more comfortable?" Edmund uses all his best lines on Lady Farrow.
A very small casserole

"Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this." However hard Edmund tries to teach him otherwise, two beans plus two more beans will only ever make a very small casserole in Baldrick's eyes.
Orange is the colour

"As you say, Majesty, there were these magnificent orange elephants?" Grey may be more usual, but Melchett knows that what the Queen says goes.
Head on spikes

"Are there no heads on spikes today?" Little does the Queen know just what Edmund has hidden behind him.

A japesome historie