The Black Adder
Step back in time to the first series - The Black Adder - with added Brian Blessed!

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Blessed on Bosworth
"Let blood, blood, blood be your motto. Slit their gizzards!" Richard, duke of York, on the eve of the battle of Bosworth Field.
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Blackadder's beard
"No one told me you had a beard." Edmund, upon meeting the Spanish Infanta.
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Joan's bra
"Oh no, those are Joan of Arc's" A 'relic' from Baldrick's Sacred Appendage Compendium Party Pack.
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Edmund's bride
"Can I have a drink of water please?" Princess Leia, to her new husband.
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The Witchsmeller Pursuivant
"Silence Grumbledook!" The Witchsmeller Pursuivant finds that the cause of the country's gravest crisis since the Roman Invasion is in fact, Prince Edmund.
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Blessed, the King
"St Juniper once said: 'By his loins shall ye know him, and by the length of his rod shall he be measured." The King of England, St Juniper's Day, 1498.
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A privie function
"There was a moment there I though you were going to lose the Privies." Baldrick tries to console his master after the announcement that he is no longer Duke of Edinburgh.
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A Thomas Becket moment
"The fact is, there are two men outside who've come to kill you." Percy breaks the news that the King has had a bit of a Thomas Becket moment.